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Slop Rules 2026-08-23 · nothing installed, nothing sent

Watch the garbage die.

This runs the same ruleset the extension runs, in your browser, right now. Pick a search and watch the page collapse.

search for
RESULTS PAGEamazon.com/s?k=wireless+earbuds
0 of 16removed

5 sponsored · 3 shell brands · 2 laundered reviews

Slop Rules 2026-08-23, in your browser
  • 1

    Wireless earbuds bluetooth 5.4, 48H playtime, LED power display

    ZJMKVT4.4(12,904)$23

    Sponsored. Sponsored. Amazon sold this slot; you did not ask for it.

    Amazon labelled this itself, so un-hiding cannot bring it back.

  • 2

    Earbuds wireless bluetooth, IPX7 waterproof, touch control

    WQLBXS4.3(8,431)$19

    Sponsored. Sponsored. Amazon sold this slot; you did not ask for it.

    Amazon labelled this itself, so un-hiding cannot bring it back.

  • 3

    Soundcore P40i noise cancelling earbuds, 60H, USB-C

    ANKER4.5(61,204)$79

  • 4

    Bluetooth earbuds, deep bass, mini charging case

    KLIMVX4.6(2,118)$16

    Shell brand. KLIMVX — 17% vowels, 3 consonants in a row. Not on the Known-good list.

  • 5

    Wireless earbuds with mic, ENC calls, wireless charging

    TSMKVR4.7(4,022)$21

    Laundered reviews. Reviews inherited from a phone case listing. Product swapped 4 Mar 2025.

    Listing history, checked 24 Aug 2026

  • 6

    T10 wireless earbuds, IPX8, 55H with case

    TOZO4.4(312,880)$26

  • 7

    Earbuds bluetooth wireless, 2026 model, 9D stereo sound

    GHTKVS4.2(611)$14

    Sponsored. Sponsored. Amazon sold this slot; you did not ask for it.

    Amazon labelled this itself, so un-hiding cannot bring it back.

  • 8

    Liberty 4 NC, adaptive noise cancelling, 50H

    SOUNDCORE4.4(44,190)$99

  • 9

    Wireless earbuds for running, ear hooks, 40H

    ZWPLKN4.5(1,204)$18

    Shell brand. ZWPLKN — no vowels at all, 6 consonants in a row. Not on the Known-good list.

  • 10

    Earbuds bluetooth 5.3, HiFi stereo, dual LED display

    VNKTRS4.6(2,140)$17

    Laundered reviews. 1,900 of 2,140 ratings arrived in 9 days, 14 months after the listing opened.

    Review date histogram, checked 24 Aug 2026

  • 11

    Flame2 sport earbuds, bluetooth 5.0, IPX7

    MPOW4.2(18,442)$32

  • 12

    Bluetooth earbuds, noise cancelling, 4 mics, 36H

    SZTKPM4.4(3,881)$20

    Sponsored. Sponsored. Amazon sold this slot; you did not ask for it.

    Amazon labelled this itself, so un-hiding cannot bring it back.

  • 13

    Bowie MA10 earbuds, hybrid ANC, 40H

    BASEUS4.3(9,116)$45

  • 14

    Earbuds wireless, transparent case, gaming low latency

    HXVBRM4.7(902)$15

    Shell brand. HXVBRM — no vowels at all, 6 consonants in a row. Not on the Known-good list.

  • 15

    Wireless earbuds, 100H playtime, power bank case

    KVSTZL4.5(1,663)$22

    Sponsored. Sponsored. Amazon sold this slot; you did not ask for it.

    Amazon labelled this itself, so un-hiding cannot bring it back.

  • 16

    WF-C510 truly wireless earbuds, 11H, multipoint

    SONY4.3(7,204)$48

6 of 16 results left standing. On a real page this is 60 results, not 16.

The rules are real — this page imports the same ruleset file the extension is built from, and nothing here is hand-marked as removed. The listings are invented, and the removed brand names are placeholders chosen so you can watch each rule fire. Every surviving brand is a real manufacturer on the Known-good list.

The rules are real — this page imports the same ruleset file the extension is built from, and nothing here is hand-marked as removed. The listings are invented, and the removed brand names are placeholders chosen so you can watch each rule fire. Every surviving brand is a real manufacturer on the Known-good list.

What you just watched.

The rules ran here, not on a server

Two of the three rules are pure pattern matching. They ship inside the extension and run before the page paints, so nothing about your search leaves your browser.

Every kill carried its evidence

Open the removed list and each row has one checkable line. No score out of 100, no letter grade, nothing you have to take on faith.

Un-hide actually worked

Click un-hide above and the row comes back in the same second, permanently. On your machine that list is yours and it outranks us.

What this demo cannot show you

  • A real results page, which is 60 rows deep and worse than this one.
  • The laundered-reviews rule reading a listing we have never checked. That file is built one listing at a time.
  • A pronounceable shell brand. Rule 2 scores the shape of a name, and some junk names read like English.

All three limits are written out in full on the Slop Rules page, alongside what each rule does catch.

audit it yourself

Type any brand name into the scorer on the Slop Rules page. It runs the exact function that removed the rows above and shows every point it awarded.

Open the scorer

That was a fixture. Now do it to your own search.

Two minutes to install, no account, and Deeslop reads amazon.com pages only.

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