free browser extension · reads amazon.com pages only
Amazon searchis mostlygarbage.Deeslop deletes it.
Sponsored placements, shell brands and laundered review histories. Removed from your results before you read one word of them.
Not on the Chrome Web Store yet, so you load the folder yourself. About 2 minutes, and it reads amazon.com pages only.
- No affiliate links
- No account
- Nothing about your browsing leaves your browser
One search. Watch the garbage die.
The removed rows strike out in red, then collapse. The Receipt counts up in their place. It happens once per page and it is the whole point.
26 sponsored · 12 shell brands · 3 laundered reviews
- 1
Wireless earbuds bluetooth 5.4, 48H playtime, LED display
Sponsored. Sponsored placement. You did not search for this.
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- 2
Earbuds wireless bluetooth, IPX7 waterproof, touch control
Sponsored. Sponsored placement. Paid for the slot, not the rating.
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- 3
Noise cancelling wireless earbuds, 60H, USB-C
- 4
Bluetooth earbuds, deep bass, mini charging case
Shell brand. KLIMVX — 17% vowels, 3 consonants in a row. Not on the Known-good list.
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- 5
Wireless earbuds with mic, ENC calls, wireless charging
Laundered reviews. Reviews inherited from a phone case listing. Product swapped 4 Mar 2025.
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- 6
HiTune earbuds, low latency game mode, 32H
- 7
Earbuds bluetooth wireless, 2026 model, 9D stereo
Sponsored. Sponsored placement. 611 ratings, top of your page.
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- 8
Wireless earbuds bluetooth headphones sport running
Shell brand. ZJCHAO — 4 consonants in a row, mostly letter pairs that are rare in English. Not on the Known-good list.
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- 9
Bowie earbuds, 30H battery, multipoint pairing
- 10
Earbuds wireless hi-fi stereo, dual driver, 4 mics
Laundered reviews. Unrelated variations merged. Ratings pooled from 3 products.
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- 11
True wireless earbuds, ENC call noise reduction, mini
Shell brand. HXVBRM — no vowels at all, 6 consonants in a row. Not on the Known-good list.
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- 12
Earbuds with charging case, 5 colours, gift box
Sponsored. Sponsored placement. Registered 3 weeks ago.
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First 12 of 60 results shown. 9 removed on this stretch.
Illustration of one page. Removed brand names are invented placeholders, and each one genuinely trips the shell-brand rule. ANKER, UGREEN and BASEUS are on the real Known-good list.
Three rules. That is the whole product.
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Sponsored
Amazon sold the top half of your page. Deeslop takes it back.
Amazon's own word. It does the work for us.
12
Shell brands
A name with no existence off Amazon. Registered last month, gone next year.
Real manufacturers with keysmash names are protected by the Known-good list.
3
Laundered reviews
4,000 ratings earned by a different product. The seller swapped what sits underneath.
Also merged variations, where unrelated products pool one score.
Counts from the example page above.
You have been doing unpaid forensic work.
Ten years and hundreds of orders in, and buying a toaster now takes a five-step investigation. Here is the job Amazon quietly handed you.
- 1Check whether the brand exists anywhere off Amazon
- 2Read the one-star reviews before the five-star ones
- 3Hunt for reviews that describe a completely different item
- 4Search Reddit for the model number, in another tab
- 5Buy it anyway, then start a return
None of that is shopping. Deeslop does it before the page paints.
the tools that used to help
Fakespot
shut down July 2025
ReviewMeta
shut down 2024
Both graded reviews. Both are gone. Nothing replaced them, and your results got worse anyway.
Every kill comes with a receipt.
No score out of 100, no black box, no letter grade you have to trust. Each removed listing carries one checkable line.
- Brand registered 11 days ago. No site off Amazon.
- 1 of 340 marks filed by one agent, 6 Jan 2026.
- Reviews inherited from a phone case. Swapped 4 Mar 2025.
Think we got a brand wrong? Un-hide it in one click and it stays back for good. Confirmed mistakes get fixed in the next dated ruleset, in public.
Ad-blocker plumbing, dressed as a parking ticket.
What Deeslop will never do.
- No affiliate links. The Associates agreement bans them, and we are not pretending otherwise.
- No account, no email, no password, no waitlist.
- No ads and no sponsored slots. That would poison the entire premise.
- No letter grade. Every removal shows its evidence and un-hides in one click.
- Nothing about your browsing leaves your browser. It counts installs, not people.
The extension is free and stays free. There is no paid tier of it, and no part of the filtering is held back for money.
One separate thing is for sale, and it is not the extension: Deeslop Lists, a $19 one-time index of manufacturers that exist off Amazon. You never need it to use Deeslop.
Amazon is not going to fix this. Somebody has to.
Deeslop is being built in the open, in your browser, on the page where the money is about to leave your hand.
No email, no account, no form on this page. Slop Rules 2026-08-23 is the ruleset in force, and every rule in it is written out in public.